22. Danger! Read Instructions Before Using.

It is rumored that this broadcast makes people's minds explode. We assume no liability for your sanity. Our recommendation is to keep your finger on the "Stop" button in case you lose touch with reality. The problem appears to be related in some way to the fact that by pure chance, the broadcast is precisely twenty-two minutes and twenty-two seconds long.

That being said, this Podcast Broadcast was created specifically to celebrate the 1-800-Weirdos Feed getting listed in Apple's iTunes. You can find us in the Music category of the Podcast listings in the iTunes Music Store. There is an abundance of swearing in this one because of our "explicit" label in iTunes (I see it as a mandate to use really foul language).

"Don't forget that your numbers can describe anything." Also, "It's a Mess" and "I Used to Be Crappy but Now I'm Happy."

The text towards the end is from Grigory Rasputin's "My Thoughts and Meditations".